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ODE TO NURSE'S AIDE
Refrain:
Oh, Nurse’s Aide,
Oh, Nurse’s Aide,
you have been our salvation!
We’re trashing all our paper forms.
You’re our “Next Generation.”
(repeat refrain after each verse and whenever you feel like it!)
1. It took so long to make the switch—
Can we give up our paper cards?
Computers, printers—we’re not rich!
The move to electronics sure is hard.
2. Now to decide: which do we choose?
Software options everywhere!
The big one? Small one? Established? New?
Nifty tabs or pictures fair?
3. Next comes the bidding process—oh!
This is so strange; what do we do?
What if the one that comes out low
is not the one we thought we knew?
4. It’s done at last—proposal’s passed!
The little green guy is the one!
Our work is vast, install it fast!
It’s time for us to have some fun.
5. The nurses thought ‘twould make them queasy—
clicking, tabbing, typing in.
Turns out that it’s really easy:
the hardest part is signing in.
6. Clinic Visits: ins and outs—
this is your daily traffic route.
A stomach virus? That I doubt,
let me check you in and I’ll check you out.
7. The Day’s Meds list is such a breeze;
You type the time or click on “now.”
The info transfers with great ease
to students’ records, but don’t ask how!
8. Student Info has it all:
Alerts, Health History, Screenings, Meds,
Imm’s and Visits at your call—
A consolidated fountainhead!
9. Reports, reports, a very hard sell;
we used to do them all by hand.
Annual, monthly, daily as well,
a couple of clicks and it’s in your hand.
10. So are we happy? Yes, we say,
we love our little crying dude!
We bless the day he came our way—
our nursing care is much improved!
You know, I probably don’t tell you all this often enough, but I’m really glad we
picked you for our software, as you are really great about responding to issues
and being there when we need you.
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